alice in wonderland

i watched this movie the other day.

Quiz things are lame so lets do one!

Name on Birth certificate: Jessica Elise Denny
What do your names mean? Jessica: God Beholds Elise: comes from Elizabeth which means God is my Oath Denny: Wine Lover
Who picked out your name? B did
Are you named after someone? No, B thought that Jessica was pretty and unusual. After I was born people started copying me
What are your nicknames? Jess, Jessi, JED, Taddy, Penguin, pigmy etc etc
How old are you? 19
What colour are your eyes? Blue, plain old boring blue :-P
Single or taken? Taken and loving every second of it
what is ur best asset? My charming personality :-P
do you think u're cute? I know I am :-D
who do people say you remind them of: tea…or something packed full of sugar
Location: I’m at work
Nationality: I’m a mix, but I guess aussie will do
Hair: short and brown. I look like something out of the 60s
Height: 159cm
Shoe size: 7 – 8
Siblings: little brother…hey there schnookums
Do you wear contacts? No but I want green ones
what was your best day ever? I mave so many great days I can’t pick just one…today’s not too bad
do you smoke: NEVER!!! Icky icky, makes me cough just walking past a smoker
Have you ever done drugs? No, they’re bad for your homeostatic balance

HAVE YOU EVER??
Been In a car accident? Yes
Been hurt emotionally? yes, but I always bounce back
had an imaginary friend? Many of them. But alas I was a lazy child and simply adopted cartoon characters as my imaginary friends. I had the teenage mutant ninja turtles, the biker mice from mars and the gummie bears
Had a crush on a teacher? not that I can recall……
Cut your own hair? Nope, I can’t draw straight let alone cut hair straight (just look at my childhood dolls)

Favourites:
Favourite shampoo? Anything that smells pretty
Colour? Blue, black, red and green
Summer or winter? I like them both the same
Cartoon charater? Donnie from the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Food? Pasta, I could eat pasta every night of the week
Favourite ice cream? Lemon sorbet or Hokey Pokey
Favourite subject? English and Drama at school, A&P at uni
Favourite soft drink? Lemon squash
Favourite alcoholic drink? Lemon lime and bitter
Fav type of music: anything but techno and death metal. Ska is rating high on the list at the moment
Favourite Month? July (it has my birthday in it)
Favourite thing you are not very good at? Dancing cause it’s good exercise even though I look a little bit stupid
Favourite Clothing Brand? Target is a brand…
Fav TV shows: House, futurama and the simpsons
Fav saying: little bit (and hold two fingers a little bit apart)
Favourite Animals? My puppy and my turtles

Right now
Wearing: black pin stripe pants, white t-shirt, black heels, white gold cross & silver hoops
Thinking about: Trev cause he’s at work right now doing who knows what
Talking to: myself and the stationary
What are you watching? I was counting the bricks on the wall opposite me...I’m up to 57…58…59
Cleaned my room? Last week…I think…either that or B did it
Driven a car? Yes

Do you believe in...
Yourself? I know I’m real, but the rest of you may be a trick
Friends? Gotta love ‘em
God? You had better believe it sports fans
Motto? die laughing (not really but i liked the idea of actally laughing yourself to death. what i happy way to go!!!)


~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS
Who's the loudest? Is it Ryan? He’s pretty loud
Weirdest? I can’t pick one we’re all to wacky
Best friend? Prob’ly Trev
Shyest friend? Cassie…?
Shyest family member: we’re not shy. Out of all of us I think it’d be me
Where do I get my advice from? B for good advice. Other ppl for not so good advice
Are you arguing with any of your buddies at the mo? Not really
Who do I not get advice from? Mel (she never gives advice for the good of others)
Who do I cry with? Lots of people. I was born with an over abundance of tears so they tend to leak out rather often
Yelled/fought physically with your siblings? Of course, we come to fist fights all the time
Funniest friend: Trev and Russ. With this combination you can’t go wrong
Funniest family member: Ryan and Lesley (yes they only count as one)
Do you tell your parents or your friends more? It depends. Stupid things: Friends Big things that require life experience: Mum
Anything special about your parents? They’re really really really good hosts
Siblings and their ages? Ryen; Little Brother; 18

Have you ever...
Broken or fractured a bone? Broke my arm in three places when I fell off a chair
told a lie: it’s human nature to lie
been kissed: naturally

which do you prefer?
Silver or gold: I wear both so I’m no picky
Diamond or pearl: Diamonds are forever and pearls are timeless
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done: I do lots of stupid things that (at this point in time) I can’t remember. But today I fell down the stairs, put my shirt on backwards, tried to get into the wrong post office box, jammed my computer and stubbed my big toe 3 times. But the day is far from over so lets see what else happens shall we?

~*YES OR NO*~
You like someone? i like plenty of people but not in the way you mean
You can keep secrets? Not really but I try real hard
You like Britney Spears? I do not like her, she is annoying and her music lacks structure or talent
You've seriously hurt someone? I’m not big enough to do any serious damage
You've been hurt seriously? Maybe, I can’t really remember
You swear? Sometimes but I try not to
do You mostly get your way? …maybe….
.You're willing to try new things? It depends on what the thing is

~*RIGHT NOW*~
What colour is your underwear: black and white stripes with red lace…they’re pretty
What are you listening to? the humm of my computer and the fax maching
How are you feeling? cold
What are you doing? working
What are you eating? A raspberry lolly
How many people are online? I don’t know, work won’t let me have msn
What is your all time favourite book? A tree grows in Brooklyn. i lost my copy, 'twas very sad

~*GIRLS ONLY*~
How many lip glosses do you have? More then I can count at home but in my bad I have 3…or more
What perfume do you use? Beyond paradise, chance by channel, various Tommy perfumes. but only ever one at a time
What's in your purse? Wallet, lip gloss, a book
.whats in your pockets? A paperclip
Tall or short boys? Taller then me. It’s really hard to be shorter then me :-P
Blonde or brunette guys? i don't care, purple if he so desires
Boxers showing? No thank you. Say no to crack! Buy a belt
Long hair or short hair on boys? So long as it isn’t super long I’m ok with either
What do you find annoying in a guy? That they waste so much time watching sports :-P
What are the first things you notice about guys? Eyes and smile
Do you like very hairy guys or non hairy guys?...this question can’t be answered safely

~*GUYS ONLY*~
What kind of deodorant do you use?
.whats in your pockets?
.Boxers or briefs?
.Blonde or brunette girls?
Tall or short girls?
Piercings on girls?
Long or short hair on girls?
Good or bad girl?
What do you find annoying in girls?
What's the first thing you notice about girls?

~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~
What was the last movie you saw? Cars, I like it
What did you have for dinner? Pasta
What are you hoping for? That everyone’ll get along.
What movie do you really want to see? Ghost Rider (the boys are seeing it without me)
Where is your favourite place to travel? I’ve never been to italy but I think I shall love it when I do
What did you last dream about? Trev. Lets not go into detail… .
what was the last thing you ate? Strawberry fredo frog.
if you were a crayon what colour what would you be? GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? A client, I can’t remember which one
Are you too shy to ask someone out? I’m too shy to do the actual asking but I’ll help the fella along the way as much as I can
Scary movies or happy ending? Happy endings, I can’t stand scary movies
Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. What’s the point in a one night stand? Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
What did you do last night? Valentines Day. Spent it with Trev

giggles

this made me laugh and i wanted to share it. click on it and it will get bigger

The Butterfly Caught Me!

Help!

I am trapped in a tall, dark tower.

It’s dank and it’s dark and the walls are surprisingly squidgy considering I’m in the middle of a barren, cheerless wasteland where everything is grey.

It was horrid. I was walking along when this butterfly dive bombed me and carted me off to his lair. It’s the evil butterfly, he’s real. I know everyone laughed over the notion but he’s real and he has me trapped. He kept chuckling and saying to himself ‘no one ever suspects the butterfly’ It really is a shame he’s evil cause he’s so pretty.
And before you ask. No. I did not do anything to provoke this attack. I was walking along minding my own business when he grabbed me.

Now I am TRAPPED!!!

I’d be glad to give you directions if they’d be of any help. We went over some hills, under a waterfall, across a sea and then we took the train for awhile (the butterfly was getting tired, it was a long trip) Then we flew for a while more but I fell asleep and so I have no idea where I am now *shrug*


While I may not know where I am I do know that the tower is surrounded by some very high walls that are very difficult to climb and are covered in poisonous slugs that make the whole wall slippery. It does glow though so that may make it easier to find. The earth around the tower is infested by jumping, flesh-eating caterpillars that can see in the dark. And the air is swarming with green winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers. They’re rather vicious but have lovely singing voices. I know everyone has heard of the purple winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers and find them to have very agreeable and sweet natures. They love a cuddle and are more loyal then a golden retriever could ever be. Alas the green winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers aren’t like their cousins. They’re mean, real mean. And they’re the size of a wombat

Is there no knight brave enough to rescue me? No one who will slay dragons, battle fearsome and smelly armies single-handedly, knock over an old lady with an apple cart while swinging a cat in a figure eight motion? But most importantly…is there no knight in this kingdom who will do battle with the dreaded butterfly???

Signed
Damsel-in-Distress


P.S. did I mention that the butterfly has super powers??? And all of them evil
I fear that a sword would be rendered useless against the mighty power of the butterfly. To defeat him you need a much more cunning and creative weapon (but I don’t know what it is yet)