alice in wonderland

i watched this movie the other day.

Quiz things are lame so lets do one!

Name on Birth certificate: Jessica Elise Denny
What do your names mean? Jessica: God Beholds Elise: comes from Elizabeth which means God is my Oath Denny: Wine Lover
Who picked out your name? B did
Are you named after someone? No, B thought that Jessica was pretty and unusual. After I was born people started copying me
What are your nicknames? Jess, Jessi, JED, Taddy, Penguin, pigmy etc etc
How old are you? 19
What colour are your eyes? Blue, plain old boring blue :-P
Single or taken? Taken and loving every second of it
what is ur best asset? My charming personality :-P
do you think u're cute? I know I am :-D
who do people say you remind them of: tea…or something packed full of sugar
Location: I’m at work
Nationality: I’m a mix, but I guess aussie will do
Hair: short and brown. I look like something out of the 60s
Height: 159cm
Shoe size: 7 – 8
Siblings: little brother…hey there schnookums
Do you wear contacts? No but I want green ones
what was your best day ever? I mave so many great days I can’t pick just one…today’s not too bad
do you smoke: NEVER!!! Icky icky, makes me cough just walking past a smoker
Have you ever done drugs? No, they’re bad for your homeostatic balance

HAVE YOU EVER??
Been In a car accident? Yes
Been hurt emotionally? yes, but I always bounce back
had an imaginary friend? Many of them. But alas I was a lazy child and simply adopted cartoon characters as my imaginary friends. I had the teenage mutant ninja turtles, the biker mice from mars and the gummie bears
Had a crush on a teacher? not that I can recall……
Cut your own hair? Nope, I can’t draw straight let alone cut hair straight (just look at my childhood dolls)

Favourites:
Favourite shampoo? Anything that smells pretty
Colour? Blue, black, red and green
Summer or winter? I like them both the same
Cartoon charater? Donnie from the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Food? Pasta, I could eat pasta every night of the week
Favourite ice cream? Lemon sorbet or Hokey Pokey
Favourite subject? English and Drama at school, A&P at uni
Favourite soft drink? Lemon squash
Favourite alcoholic drink? Lemon lime and bitter
Fav type of music: anything but techno and death metal. Ska is rating high on the list at the moment
Favourite Month? July (it has my birthday in it)
Favourite thing you are not very good at? Dancing cause it’s good exercise even though I look a little bit stupid
Favourite Clothing Brand? Target is a brand…
Fav TV shows: House, futurama and the simpsons
Fav saying: little bit (and hold two fingers a little bit apart)
Favourite Animals? My puppy and my turtles

Right now
Wearing: black pin stripe pants, white t-shirt, black heels, white gold cross & silver hoops
Thinking about: Trev cause he’s at work right now doing who knows what
Talking to: myself and the stationary
What are you watching? I was counting the bricks on the wall opposite me...I’m up to 57…58…59
Cleaned my room? Last week…I think…either that or B did it
Driven a car? Yes

Do you believe in...
Yourself? I know I’m real, but the rest of you may be a trick
Friends? Gotta love ‘em
God? You had better believe it sports fans
Motto? die laughing (not really but i liked the idea of actally laughing yourself to death. what i happy way to go!!!)


~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS
Who's the loudest? Is it Ryan? He’s pretty loud
Weirdest? I can’t pick one we’re all to wacky
Best friend? Prob’ly Trev
Shyest friend? Cassie…?
Shyest family member: we’re not shy. Out of all of us I think it’d be me
Where do I get my advice from? B for good advice. Other ppl for not so good advice
Are you arguing with any of your buddies at the mo? Not really
Who do I not get advice from? Mel (she never gives advice for the good of others)
Who do I cry with? Lots of people. I was born with an over abundance of tears so they tend to leak out rather often
Yelled/fought physically with your siblings? Of course, we come to fist fights all the time
Funniest friend: Trev and Russ. With this combination you can’t go wrong
Funniest family member: Ryan and Lesley (yes they only count as one)
Do you tell your parents or your friends more? It depends. Stupid things: Friends Big things that require life experience: Mum
Anything special about your parents? They’re really really really good hosts
Siblings and their ages? Ryen; Little Brother; 18

Have you ever...
Broken or fractured a bone? Broke my arm in three places when I fell off a chair
told a lie: it’s human nature to lie
been kissed: naturally

which do you prefer?
Silver or gold: I wear both so I’m no picky
Diamond or pearl: Diamonds are forever and pearls are timeless
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done: I do lots of stupid things that (at this point in time) I can’t remember. But today I fell down the stairs, put my shirt on backwards, tried to get into the wrong post office box, jammed my computer and stubbed my big toe 3 times. But the day is far from over so lets see what else happens shall we?

~*YES OR NO*~
You like someone? i like plenty of people but not in the way you mean
You can keep secrets? Not really but I try real hard
You like Britney Spears? I do not like her, she is annoying and her music lacks structure or talent
You've seriously hurt someone? I’m not big enough to do any serious damage
You've been hurt seriously? Maybe, I can’t really remember
You swear? Sometimes but I try not to
do You mostly get your way? …maybe….
.You're willing to try new things? It depends on what the thing is

~*RIGHT NOW*~
What colour is your underwear: black and white stripes with red lace…they’re pretty
What are you listening to? the humm of my computer and the fax maching
How are you feeling? cold
What are you doing? working
What are you eating? A raspberry lolly
How many people are online? I don’t know, work won’t let me have msn
What is your all time favourite book? A tree grows in Brooklyn. i lost my copy, 'twas very sad

~*GIRLS ONLY*~
How many lip glosses do you have? More then I can count at home but in my bad I have 3…or more
What perfume do you use? Beyond paradise, chance by channel, various Tommy perfumes. but only ever one at a time
What's in your purse? Wallet, lip gloss, a book
.whats in your pockets? A paperclip
Tall or short boys? Taller then me. It’s really hard to be shorter then me :-P
Blonde or brunette guys? i don't care, purple if he so desires
Boxers showing? No thank you. Say no to crack! Buy a belt
Long hair or short hair on boys? So long as it isn’t super long I’m ok with either
What do you find annoying in a guy? That they waste so much time watching sports :-P
What are the first things you notice about guys? Eyes and smile
Do you like very hairy guys or non hairy guys?...this question can’t be answered safely

~*GUYS ONLY*~
What kind of deodorant do you use?
.whats in your pockets?
.Boxers or briefs?
.Blonde or brunette girls?
Tall or short girls?
Piercings on girls?
Long or short hair on girls?
Good or bad girl?
What do you find annoying in girls?
What's the first thing you notice about girls?

~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~
What was the last movie you saw? Cars, I like it
What did you have for dinner? Pasta
What are you hoping for? That everyone’ll get along.
What movie do you really want to see? Ghost Rider (the boys are seeing it without me)
Where is your favourite place to travel? I’ve never been to italy but I think I shall love it when I do
What did you last dream about? Trev. Lets not go into detail… .
what was the last thing you ate? Strawberry fredo frog.
if you were a crayon what colour what would you be? GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? A client, I can’t remember which one
Are you too shy to ask someone out? I’m too shy to do the actual asking but I’ll help the fella along the way as much as I can
Scary movies or happy ending? Happy endings, I can’t stand scary movies
Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. What’s the point in a one night stand? Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
What did you do last night? Valentines Day. Spent it with Trev

giggles

this made me laugh and i wanted to share it. click on it and it will get bigger

The Butterfly Caught Me!

Help!

I am trapped in a tall, dark tower.

It’s dank and it’s dark and the walls are surprisingly squidgy considering I’m in the middle of a barren, cheerless wasteland where everything is grey.

It was horrid. I was walking along when this butterfly dive bombed me and carted me off to his lair. It’s the evil butterfly, he’s real. I know everyone laughed over the notion but he’s real and he has me trapped. He kept chuckling and saying to himself ‘no one ever suspects the butterfly’ It really is a shame he’s evil cause he’s so pretty.
And before you ask. No. I did not do anything to provoke this attack. I was walking along minding my own business when he grabbed me.

Now I am TRAPPED!!!

I’d be glad to give you directions if they’d be of any help. We went over some hills, under a waterfall, across a sea and then we took the train for awhile (the butterfly was getting tired, it was a long trip) Then we flew for a while more but I fell asleep and so I have no idea where I am now *shrug*


While I may not know where I am I do know that the tower is surrounded by some very high walls that are very difficult to climb and are covered in poisonous slugs that make the whole wall slippery. It does glow though so that may make it easier to find. The earth around the tower is infested by jumping, flesh-eating caterpillars that can see in the dark. And the air is swarming with green winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers. They’re rather vicious but have lovely singing voices. I know everyone has heard of the purple winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers and find them to have very agreeable and sweet natures. They love a cuddle and are more loyal then a golden retriever could ever be. Alas the green winged gooble-shonk-bupple flappers aren’t like their cousins. They’re mean, real mean. And they’re the size of a wombat

Is there no knight brave enough to rescue me? No one who will slay dragons, battle fearsome and smelly armies single-handedly, knock over an old lady with an apple cart while swinging a cat in a figure eight motion? But most importantly…is there no knight in this kingdom who will do battle with the dreaded butterfly???

Signed
Damsel-in-Distress


P.S. did I mention that the butterfly has super powers??? And all of them evil
I fear that a sword would be rendered useless against the mighty power of the butterfly. To defeat him you need a much more cunning and creative weapon (but I don’t know what it is yet)

christmas is coming

this morning it struck me that christmas is almost here.

i can hear your thoughts "she only JUST realised? how foolish is this girl?" and so on and so forth...but i knew for sure that it was nearly here when i got on the bus this morning and Santa gave me my ticket for the day. yes, Santa, he was surrounded by tinsel and sparkly things and it was all very creepy. although i can't really talk cause i've been wearing my elf hat just so i can wach ppls reactions...........

Jess is BACK!

yes that's right my rabid readers, i have returned from melbourne. i shall now regale you with stories of my time there.

We went for a wedding. Sarah looked stunning and had eyelash enxtentions (they were pretty on the day but scary the day after the wedding. So LONG!!!) the setting was charming. All pretty and green. but it did get cold, very very very cold (well it was cold to a queenslander)

i also spent a day in the city shopping (Of course) and brought many pretty things (i may have a shopping problem) and some silly things aswell. my favorite item that was purchased is a knee length coat. it's black and warm and looks pretty good on (if i may say so myself) but silly Jess lives in queensland and won't get to wear it for another 6 months or so now.

i got to see all my cousins. the little ones are so much bigger now and they keep growing up on me. they've got mobiles, jobs, lives, boyfriends/girlfriends (Scary thought when in my mind they're still 7) they're on learners, and P Plates and in highschool (most of them are finished) and it's all so changed and somehow it's still the same.

anyway must go, there's work to be done ;-)

boredom strikes again

i found this and got bored so here it is to bore you ;-D

Alphabet Survey
A - Age you got your first kiss: 15
B - Band listening to right now: The Cat Empire (YAY)
C - Crush: if I told it wouldn’t be a secret anymore…besides if you ask me in person I’ll gladly tell you ;-)
D - Dad's name: Kevin
E - Easiest person to talk to: Trev and Kita and Bindi (I just couldn’t pick)
F - Friends: got ‘em, love ‘em, everyone should have ‘emG - Gummy bears or gummy worms: anything gummy.
H - Hometown: Melbourne. It’s cold and windy but I just have to adore the shopping *sigh*
I - Instruments: I’m not musically gifted, all I can do is talk in tune
J - Favorite pair of PJ's: my superman jocks. Yes that’s right, jocks. They may be boy underpants but they’re still cool
K- kids??: don’t have them but maybe one day
L - Longest car ride ever: the drive to Melbourne from Brisbane. 2 days in the car, I sleep for most if it
M - Mum's name: Debbie
N - Nicknames: Jess, Jessie, Taddy, Penguin, J.E.D, the list is endless
O - One wish: a giant jelly baby, preferable red
P - Phobia[s]: bugs
Q- Quote: I’m going to take over the world! I…ooooooh something sparkly!
R - Reason to smile: I woke up and discovered that I’m alive and in reasonable health, with people who love and a decent job. What’s not to smile about???
S - Song you sang last: People Watching by Jack Johnson and Friends. It’s so damned catchy!
T - Time you got up: 6ish
U - Unknown fact about me: cabbage makes me gag
V - Vegetable you hate: cabbage
W - Worst habits: I have too many to pick just one
X - X-rays you've had: my left arm. I fell off a kitchen chair and broke it in three places
Y - Yummy food: anything packed with sugar :-). It makes me happy…or was it hyper…..i forget
Z - Zodiac sign: I believe it is the lion. Hehehe, I’m a kitten :-D

walking on sunshine

Well kidlets, today I’m going to share something very special, and that special something is my shower song. You see, for years I searched for a song that would pep me up in the morning and leave me bouncing off the walls for most of the day.

And I found it in one particularly cheery number…Walking on Sunshine.

Yes I can hear your gasps of shock and your exclamations of pleasure from here. It’s so much fun to sing. Be it in tune or out of it this song manages to pep me up and blast me full of energy till the end of the day. So in the morning Ryan is often roused from his slumber by the loud and off-key singing of Jess in the shower.

So now I shall share the lyrics I regale my household with each morning.

I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I’m sure
And I just can’t wait til the day, when you knock on my door
Now every time I go for the mail box, gotta hold myself down
‘cos I just can’t wait ti l you write me you’re coming around

I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
And don’t it feel good
And don’t it feel good
All right now, yeah! (HEY!)

I used to think maybe you love me, I know that it’s true
And I don’t wanna spend all of my life just waiting for you
I don’t want you back for the weekend, not back for a day
Baby, I just want you back and I want you to stay

I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
I’m walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
And don’t it feel good
And don’t it feel good
All right now, yeah! (HEY!)



All of this is accompanied by much arm waving and silly, over-the-top dance moves (those of you who’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of seeing this unusual and unnatural , happen-once-in-a-blue-moon …it can only be called a thing because it certainly isn’t dancing…know that it’s downright painful to watch) and much off-key wailing on the “ohhh-ohh-oh”

now i am off to create madness and mayhem (because it's fun) within the office. i think i shall start by pulling the pens apart and switching the colour of the ink.

i saw 3 of these today. i thought they were cool :-D

south of the boarder

Hola espectadores del blog del compañero

Soy el llegar justo antes de que usted comience a cantar la canción de la actualización. No hay realmente una porción entera a divulgar así que pensé que haría este más interesante haciendo este poste en español. Yay para la lengua hermosa que es españoles. Es verdad encantador. Y tienen sombreros de la diversión y comen los gusanos que han estado flotando en el fondo de una botella del tequila para la calidad saben cuanto tiempo.

rain

well it rained last night. i know that people prayed for rain and there it was, rain is a very good thing but when it caused me to awaken at around 3am (i think that's when it was *scratches head in a puzzled sort of way*) i was very unhappy with it. my roof is made of tin so it was super loud. plus i had to run outside cause i remembered that i'd left the back windows on my car open...my poor little car >Claude< is now very soggy...but Gus likes it.
i also couldn't help thinking "please God, the water tanks are full, the plants have had a feeding, our pool (that was empty yesterday) now has plenty of water that we're only going to pump out again and the ground is now moist and spongy. Please take this rain and put it in our dam. Our dam needs water so we can continue to shower, drink, wash dishes, and do numerous other things we don't think about. oh please put it in the dam."
but then i thought, "stuff it, he knows what he's doing. Good on you God, you rock socks dude."
and then i went to sleep.

gotta love that nightlife

i saw this on a blog by our own and very original Charnstar and i thought "that's funny" so here it is. (charnstar i hope you don't mind that i borrowed it)

Parody of I Love The Nightlife - Alicia Bridges

Please don't talk 'bout my freakish weight
Please don't talk 'bout ' pimples
Please don't talk 'bout ' way I chew
' know what your saying just ain't true
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had to fit me in those really tight pants
When I see food I go in a trance
I want some Sizzler... All you can eat!

Ice cream... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in. I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, when I'm walking 'round, oh yea
Oh, I love the fat life
I love the pigout, and break merry-go-rounds, yea

Please don't bug me 'bout fad diets
When I'm walking it's like a riot
You're trying to bring me down
When all I want is to be renown
For being the fattest man in the world
Maybe then I will, um... get really hot girls
I want to go get some lots of dough
I want some pizza... all you can eat

Doughnuts... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in, I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I want McDonalds... and I want fries with thaaaat, please
Oh, I love the fat life
I want Burger King... and a large Coke with thaaaat, please

Oh, I love the fat life
I love my lifestyle, You may call me a slo-o-o-o-ob, yeah
But, I love the fat life
It makes me feel good, 'cause I'm bigger than youuuuuu, yeah
I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, my belly all 'round, oh yeah

Written by Charnstar Anderson

SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(

she looks so sad :-(

howdy doody

just thoguht i'd pop in and say howdy to all of those out there in blog land.

Blog Land is a wonderful place really, it has so much to offer. there are people like Tiph* who's randomness is inspiring and then other people who aren't so random but are just as inspiring and then there are the plain old stupid ones *cough **ryan** cough*

i went shopping to day and it really is amazing how fast i can spend money. now i've been really good lately so i felt a little splurge would be acceptable. has anyone ever noticed how changing clothes 50 times in the space of a few hours tends to put a sparkle in girls eyes? it does!

Ryan says:
remember that ad with the kid and the conversation goes:
"BUM BUM BUM BUM"
"I'll wash your mouth out"
WHAT WAS IT? Answer and you'll get a cooool prize (cool/"cool")
Back to Jess

isn't he charming?

oh, the turtles are still living. here are a few of the good points of having turtles:
1) they're cute
2) they're easy to feed
3) they're naturally messy so they don't die as easy as fish do.
4) if you don't clean the tank for a few months they don't mind.
5) you can put a pirate ship in teh tank and they won't try and hide in it (they hide UNDER it)
bad points:
1) they do bite
2) you can't hug or play with them (not without scaring hte little things half to death)
3) if you put a plant in the tank they will eat it, sleep in it, and dig it up.

NEW TOPIC

oh i found a joke book the other day and i like this one so i think i'll share it

There were two babies in a pram. One baby turns to the other baby and said: 'Are you a little girl or a little boy?'
'I don't know,' was the giggled reply.
'I can tell,' said the first baby gleefully, and he dove beneath the bedclothes and then resurfaced. 'You're a girl and i'm a boy,' he announced proudly.
'That was clever,' said the baby girl. 'How could you tell?'
'Easy! you've got pink booties and i've got blue ones.'

i thought it was cute. anyhoo, share your jokes, thoughts, or randomness

please pray

howdy all you cool cats.

this is a post to ask a favor. i need you kids to pray. there are two members of my family (extended) who things aren't looking good for. My Aunty Mogs beat breast cancer but she's had a blood test that's come back abnormal (this isn't good) this means that they're looking for a secondary cancer and depending on where it is depends on if they'll treat it or not. if it's in the bone i don't think there's much they can do except give her some really strong pain medication. Mogs is teh favorite in the family and besides my family she's the only christian. i think the family could handle loosing anyone but Mogs.

the other is my second cousin Reece (spelling?) the doctors think he has Viral Meningitis. this isn't usually very serious but because it is an infection of the fluid in the spinal cord and the fluid that surrounds the brain it has the potential to be.

i know that no one will leave this earth a second before God says they will but it still seems hard that we may loose someone as wonderful as mogs. so please get praying kids, the family still needs her.

me thinks my brother is in need of pain

me thinks my brother will pay dearly for this :-P

i leave your blog alone squirt so it's only fair that you leave mine alone too so bleck to you *sticks tongue out and flounces away*

BUM BUM BUM BUM

POO POO POO POOPY POO POO

shouldn't leave yourself signed in princess

-rhino

Greeting ugualmente i lettori del blog

Greeting ugualmente i lettori del blog.

Se potete leggere questo significa che ve del ’ uno avete scoperto che un programma che convertirà questo in inglese o voi ve del ’ ha imparato l'italiano. Il uno o il altro ’ m. di senso I fiero di voi.

Spero che tutto il giorno del ’ s stia andando swimmingly, là sia molto da essere felice circa. Se lo dubitate di allora pensi ad ogni cosa piacevole che è accaduto oggi voi. Per esempio, avete svegliato e scoperte che eravate, infatti, vivi e (eventualmente) nella salute ragionevole. Allora siete andato circa il vostro commercio normale completamente oblivious a tutte le cose piacevoli e felici che stavano accendendo intorno voi … ma ancora sono accaduto, con o senza voi.

In ogni modo, poichè il divertimento come tutto questo è io deve andare ora funzionare, così il arrivederci - gente affascinante di arrivederci. Goda le cose felici e piccole che possono essere trovate nella monotonia di vita di tutti i giorni

:-D

Ryan the Random

yes that's right. this is an entry about my little brother Ryan (i still say little even though he's taller then me, i'm still older) i had a long look through our computer and it's next to impossible to find a picture of Ryan without his better half (Lesley) being in the picture. so there they are. aren't they cute?

so here is a ryan quiz

1) when's his birthday?
2)what's his middle name?
3) which 3 states has he lived in?
4) for what reason did he move?
5) his favorite book as a child was?
6) besides the guitar, what other instrument has ryan learnt? (he doesn't play it anymore)
7) the name of his favorite childhood toy?
8) what caused Ryan to have his mouth x-rayed when he was smaller? (he kept talking so on the x-ray he ended up with 3 sets of teeth)
9) he has a football signed by what football team? and was it rugby league, rugby union, AFL or soccar?
10) who made his guitar?

while it's not the hardest test ever made it will test your Ryan knowledge

i'd just like to add that while he can be a little surly at times he's still a *two thumbs up* tops brother and i wouldn't trade him (well some days i'd like to but generally i'd like to keep him) much love dude