rain

well it rained last night. i know that people prayed for rain and there it was, rain is a very good thing but when it caused me to awaken at around 3am (i think that's when it was *scratches head in a puzzled sort of way*) i was very unhappy with it. my roof is made of tin so it was super loud. plus i had to run outside cause i remembered that i'd left the back windows on my car open...my poor little car >Claude< is now very soggy...but Gus likes it.
i also couldn't help thinking "please God, the water tanks are full, the plants have had a feeding, our pool (that was empty yesterday) now has plenty of water that we're only going to pump out again and the ground is now moist and spongy. Please take this rain and put it in our dam. Our dam needs water so we can continue to shower, drink, wash dishes, and do numerous other things we don't think about. oh please put it in the dam."
but then i thought, "stuff it, he knows what he's doing. Good on you God, you rock socks dude."
and then i went to sleep.

gotta love that nightlife

i saw this on a blog by our own and very original Charnstar and i thought "that's funny" so here it is. (charnstar i hope you don't mind that i borrowed it)

Parody of I Love The Nightlife - Alicia Bridges

Please don't talk 'bout my freakish weight
Please don't talk 'bout ' pimples
Please don't talk 'bout ' way I chew
' know what your saying just ain't true
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had to fit me in those really tight pants
When I see food I go in a trance
I want some Sizzler... All you can eat!

Ice cream... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in. I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, when I'm walking 'round, oh yea
Oh, I love the fat life
I love the pigout, and break merry-go-rounds, yea

Please don't bug me 'bout fad diets
When I'm walking it's like a riot
You're trying to bring me down
When all I want is to be renown
For being the fattest man in the world
Maybe then I will, um... get really hot girls
I want to go get some lots of dough
I want some pizza... all you can eat

Doughnuts... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in, I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I want McDonalds... and I want fries with thaaaat, please
Oh, I love the fat life
I want Burger King... and a large Coke with thaaaat, please

Oh, I love the fat life
I love my lifestyle, You may call me a slo-o-o-o-ob, yeah
But, I love the fat life
It makes me feel good, 'cause I'm bigger than youuuuuu, yeah
I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, my belly all 'round, oh yeah

Written by Charnstar Anderson

SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(

she looks so sad :-(

howdy doody

just thoguht i'd pop in and say howdy to all of those out there in blog land.

Blog Land is a wonderful place really, it has so much to offer. there are people like Tiph* who's randomness is inspiring and then other people who aren't so random but are just as inspiring and then there are the plain old stupid ones *cough **ryan** cough*

i went shopping to day and it really is amazing how fast i can spend money. now i've been really good lately so i felt a little splurge would be acceptable. has anyone ever noticed how changing clothes 50 times in the space of a few hours tends to put a sparkle in girls eyes? it does!

Ryan says:
remember that ad with the kid and the conversation goes:
"BUM BUM BUM BUM"
"I'll wash your mouth out"
WHAT WAS IT? Answer and you'll get a cooool prize (cool/"cool")
Back to Jess

isn't he charming?

oh, the turtles are still living. here are a few of the good points of having turtles:
1) they're cute
2) they're easy to feed
3) they're naturally messy so they don't die as easy as fish do.
4) if you don't clean the tank for a few months they don't mind.
5) you can put a pirate ship in teh tank and they won't try and hide in it (they hide UNDER it)
bad points:
1) they do bite
2) you can't hug or play with them (not without scaring hte little things half to death)
3) if you put a plant in the tank they will eat it, sleep in it, and dig it up.

NEW TOPIC

oh i found a joke book the other day and i like this one so i think i'll share it

There were two babies in a pram. One baby turns to the other baby and said: 'Are you a little girl or a little boy?'
'I don't know,' was the giggled reply.
'I can tell,' said the first baby gleefully, and he dove beneath the bedclothes and then resurfaced. 'You're a girl and i'm a boy,' he announced proudly.
'That was clever,' said the baby girl. 'How could you tell?'
'Easy! you've got pink booties and i've got blue ones.'

i thought it was cute. anyhoo, share your jokes, thoughts, or randomness

please pray

howdy all you cool cats.

this is a post to ask a favor. i need you kids to pray. there are two members of my family (extended) who things aren't looking good for. My Aunty Mogs beat breast cancer but she's had a blood test that's come back abnormal (this isn't good) this means that they're looking for a secondary cancer and depending on where it is depends on if they'll treat it or not. if it's in the bone i don't think there's much they can do except give her some really strong pain medication. Mogs is teh favorite in the family and besides my family she's the only christian. i think the family could handle loosing anyone but Mogs.

the other is my second cousin Reece (spelling?) the doctors think he has Viral Meningitis. this isn't usually very serious but because it is an infection of the fluid in the spinal cord and the fluid that surrounds the brain it has the potential to be.

i know that no one will leave this earth a second before God says they will but it still seems hard that we may loose someone as wonderful as mogs. so please get praying kids, the family still needs her.

me thinks my brother is in need of pain

me thinks my brother will pay dearly for this :-P

i leave your blog alone squirt so it's only fair that you leave mine alone too so bleck to you *sticks tongue out and flounces away*