Wednesday, August 16, 2006

howdy doody

just thoguht i'd pop in and say howdy to all of those out there in blog land.

Blog Land is a wonderful place really, it has so much to offer. there are people like Tiph* who's randomness is inspiring and then other people who aren't so random but are just as inspiring and then there are the plain old stupid ones *cough **ryan** cough*

i went shopping to day and it really is amazing how fast i can spend money. now i've been really good lately so i felt a little splurge would be acceptable. has anyone ever noticed how changing clothes 50 times in the space of a few hours tends to put a sparkle in girls eyes? it does!

Ryan says:
remember that ad with the kid and the conversation goes:
"BUM BUM BUM BUM"
"I'll wash your mouth out"
WHAT WAS IT? Answer and you'll get a cooool prize (cool/"cool")
Back to Jess

isn't he charming?

oh, the turtles are still living. here are a few of the good points of having turtles:
1) they're cute
2) they're easy to feed
3) they're naturally messy so they don't die as easy as fish do.
4) if you don't clean the tank for a few months they don't mind.
5) you can put a pirate ship in teh tank and they won't try and hide in it (they hide UNDER it)
bad points:
1) they do bite
2) you can't hug or play with them (not without scaring hte little things half to death)
3) if you put a plant in the tank they will eat it, sleep in it, and dig it up.

NEW TOPIC

oh i found a joke book the other day and i like this one so i think i'll share it

There were two babies in a pram. One baby turns to the other baby and said: 'Are you a little girl or a little boy?'
'I don't know,' was the giggled reply.
'I can tell,' said the first baby gleefully, and he dove beneath the bedclothes and then resurfaced. 'You're a girl and i'm a boy,' he announced proudly.
'That was clever,' said the baby girl. 'How could you tell?'
'Easy! you've got pink booties and i've got blue ones.'

i thought it was cute. anyhoo, share your jokes, thoughts, or randomness

3 comments:

Ponyb said...

jokes eh? well, i know this guy, and he has orange hair. i laugh at that. and his sister, well, dont get me started on her...in fact, you remind me of her quite a bit jess...

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jess said...

really?

i agree about hte guy with orange hair being plain old funny though. and i don't mean ha-ha funny, i mean weird funny

jess said...

it Heinz baked beans